Mugshots are NOT it sweetie so it’s okay

Tumblr usernames are so annoying what the fuck is parishilton2007sextape i will literally beat your ass

britney2007spears:

Hi everyone I feel like an ancient man in here

Does anyone even use tumblr anymore like i’m kinda vibin tho

Hi everyone I feel like an ancient man in here

unclefather:

adult-sasuke:

that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.

digitalslug:

iwasnotinvitedback:

On sunny days I go out walking 
I end up on a tree-lined street 
I look up at the gaps of sunlight 
I miss you more than anything