Bae: Come over
Me: I'm in me mum's car
Bae: My parents aren't home
Me: Broom Broom
Me Mum: Get out me car
*slaps my own ass* damn bitch you thick as hell
Rihanna wouldn’t put up with your shit so neither will I
an ancient proverb (via curiovsly)

1talian:

all i have is this blog and my virginity

21whore:

Lana Del Rey: Born to Die vs. Ultraviolence

childservices:

menthuthuyoupi:

Yoooo I’d fight my grandmother for THESE!!!

I’d fight your grandmother for no reason but yeah these are nice

childservices:

menthuthuyoupi:

Yoooo I’d fight my grandmother for THESE!!!

I’d fight your grandmother for no reason but yeah these are nice

harrystylesdildo:

fugrats:

people are blaming that woman like madonna didnt just walk right into her

That woman should have felt the air turn cold and the very hairs on her neck stand on end when Madonna came within 300 feet of her. It is her fault.

harrystylesdildo:

fugrats:

people are blaming that woman like madonna didnt just walk right into her

That woman should have felt the air turn cold and the very hairs on her neck stand on end when Madonna came within 300 feet of her. It is her fault.