mangoshawty:

reallylameblog:

dekutree:

if you were to become the president of the world, what is the first law you would pass?

Execute The Furries

*growls angrily and raises tail in caution*

versaceslut:

saltthedoorways:

dilfgod:

"yall need jesus" 

"please go to church"

"I’ll pray for you"

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Are you kidding me

If some one says “i’ll pray for you”

No matter what religion they are a part of

They are SAYING THEY WILL ASK THEIR GOD TO HELP YOU OUT

UNLESS ITS THE CONDESCENDING “oh, you like x? Ill pray you find jesus” IT IS ONE HIGH FUCKING COMPLIMENT AMD THEIR WAY OF TRYING TO HELP OUT

YOU’RE A DICK

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tumblr gays: i just want someone to fuck me raw
tumblr gays: i wanna suck a thousand dicks
tumblr gays: hmu daddies
anon: id fuck you
tumblr gays: go to church *disgusted reaction gif*
shigunasu:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

shigunasu:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

fagbarbie:

now get to work bitch

fagbarbie:

now get to work bitch

Edie Britt was the most predatory divorcée in a five-block radius. Her conquests were numerous. Varied. And legendary.

lanadelangle:

madboner:

*logs on to twitter* ahhh the sweet smell of stolen text posts

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